Friday Frivolity: Making PB&J With the Losties

This was tooo funny not to share.  And I mean, Lost is gone but not forgotten, right??

How to Make a PB&J, According to the cast of LOST, via Devastate Boredom

It was super hard picking favorites because like half of them made me laugh out loud, but I finally narrowed down my favorites to Kate, Locke, and Ben.  Which ones would y'all vote for?

1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

How to Make a PB&J, According to the cast of LOST, via Devastate Boredom


  1. Hahaha! I think Desmond's is my favorite, but then again he was my favorite character on the show too.

  2. I LOL'd at the description of Kate because that is spot on! That would be my pick!

  3. Love the Sawyer PB&J! We were in Vegas (back when the show was on) and my hubby stayed downstairs to play blackjack while I went up to primp. He called me to tell me that Sawyer was sitting at his table!!! By the time I frantically made my way down, he was gone! I spent the next 20 minutes trying to find him and saw him just as he was walking out the door! My hubby was just glad that I didn't embarrass myself (or him)!

    Thanks so much for hosting. I love your party!


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