Hello Friday, and hello friends!
Okay, I'm just going to be upfront with you all... I was feelin' extra wicked as I wrote this post! The #FridayFrivolity theme for the week is a very innocent "letter writing," but I took that poor little theme and stretched it into a very evil interpretation. "Letter writing" turned into "notes" turned into "comments on social media..." It made sense at the time, really.
So here is my top secret collection of comments I have been tempted to leave in response to photos posted by folks on Instagram / Facebook / pick your poison.
As a disclaimer, I love photos of my friends, and their babies, and their dogs, and so on. I very frequently even love photos of random people / babies / dogs. But occasionally, I look at a snapshot on social media, and think Wicked Thoughts.
If you are extra sensitive to meanness, and have never had a mean thought ever in your whole life, just stop reading now!
(Rest assured, none of these were prompted by photos of people I actually know. Or at least that's what I'm going to claim.)
The 10 Most Awful Things You Should NEVER COMMENT on Social Media
I maintain that this one isn't even mean... because I'm also complimenting the parents.
I mean, just bein' honest here...
FACT: I could have swapped my blinds out for those bridesmaids, and you never would have looked twice.
You should totally show off! But one of these days I just might call you on it...
SO MEAN. *shakes head at mean self*
This is another one to post after a totally-innocent looking group shot or selfie... and it's doubly wicked because it sounds so innocently self-righteous, don't you think?
Honestly, this one probably doesn't deserve its #2 status. It's mean, but not THAT mean... but definitely should be in response to a totally normal-looking selfie, for maximum brain-breakage.
And then a drumroll please, for the last, most awful thing you could ever comment in response to a photo on social media...
I hope y'all still want to be friends with me... I swear, I only think things like this very, very occasionally, when I've had a really rough day!
Oh well, when you all start responding, "is everything okay? You look awful," to my instagram pics, I'll know I deserve it. ;P
This week's #FridayFrivolity is extra wicked! The Top 10 Things You Should NEVER COMMENT on Social media! https://t.co/5UwloMobPl #Facebook— Sarah Eliza (@REALsaraheliza) September 1, 2016
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